If freedom of speech is absolute, how come it's not applied for private spaces and for the Internet?

Terroristic threats

That’s what it is. You have no right to use other people’s stuff. If people let you use their stuff, they can tell you how you can use it, and they can tell you to stop using it any time they want.

HIPAA violations

Why is the show The Big Bang Theory so hated?

You have freedom to travel. If I loan you my car, I can tell you not to take it out of town, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.

Insurrection

Revealing classified information

Why are most girls not open to the idea of anal sex?

Perjury

If you’re wondering why free speech doesn’t apply to the internet, it’s because you have no right to use other people’s stuff for free.

Child pornography

I am 11 years old and I think I am going through puberty. Why do my nipples hurt when I touch them? Is it normal?

Freedom of speech does not apply to:

No freedom is absolute.

Conspiracy

Where can Ukrainians go if they cannot have shelter and heating this winter?

False advertising

Insider trading

Revenge porn

Why are there so many illegal Haitians in Ohio? They can't walk here. Democrats flew them here to cause chaos and crime in Ohio.

Fraud

And much, much more.

Threats of violence

Why don't men find fat women attractive?

You have freedom of speech. If I loan you my computer, I can tell you not to use it for certain things, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.

Trade secrets